Enough already!

Dear Mother Nature,

Thank you for the white Christmas, but enough with the snow already! This family would really like to make it to Grandma's house for Christmas dinner. We are willing to do the whole over the river and through the woods part, but we don't have a sleigh...just a Sonata. Yes, it starts with "s" just like "sleigh" does but it likes to slip and slide on icy roads not glide over them. So kindly stop with the white stuff, we want to enjoy the fondue. Okay?

Thank you!

Megan