1. How to decorate a cake. And by decorate I mean those little roses or something more elaborate than shaking on some sprinkles.
2. How to sew. Like really sew, not just fix a hole in something.
3. How to make wheel thrown pottery. I am hoping to take a class before the end of the summer.
4. Fluency in French. This is something I'm working on and something I need to demonstrate for my PhD. It's also something I would really enjoy knowing.
5. How to make the perfect fruit cake. I know most people think the only good thing about a fruitcake is to use it as a doorstop. I personally love fruit cake but I haven't had a good one since the last time my Grandma made it for me. If only she'd kept recipes of the things she baked.