2 in one day

Abby: Can we call my friend Allison and see if she can come over.
Me: Right now?
Abby: No, but I know she can't come on Sunday.
Me: Why not?
Abby: Because Adeline is going to Heaven.
Me: OH NO, she's not going there tomorrow!
Abby: Oh, that's right, she's going to be appetized.
Me: No, she's going to be baptized!

Oh dear...

And apparently this Mommy didn't do the best job explaining baptism in 7 year old speak.